1. "Oh, no! Tea so strong our teeth have become glued together!"2. "Why, yes! This apron was chosen to coordinate with pickled pigs' feet."3. "Comming Soon: Annual White Linen Fold-off"4. "Thanks for the cake, Mom. It was great! :)"5. "My Cobblestone Biscuits are authentic, thanks to Martha White Baking Mix. Try some today!"
1. "Nothing tastes better after a long, hard day than the blood of our vanquished enemies."2. "Well, I still say it's no more elaborate than your hat."3. Still not enough people to manage a fitted sheet.4. Mom - gone to Chuck's house. Made ourselves a snack. You didn't have plans for that pot roast, did you?5. "Maybe next time you'll eat your vegetables!"
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